Gabe DowneyinHumor DarlingHumor Darling Exclusive: Catching Up With Siegfried and Roy’s Tiger, Mantacore, 20 Years After the…It’s been almost 20 years since the news broke about the carnage that took place center stage at Siegfried & Roy at the Mirage Resort and…2 min read·Aug 15, 2022----
Gabe DowneyinHumor DarlingFraud? New Report Confirms Noted ‘Einstein’ Albert Einstein Didn’t Even Know HTMLMANHATTAN (PROJECT) — In a shocking revelation sure to rock the world of academia, Theory of Relativity author and noted intellectual…2 min read·May 17, 2022----
Gabe DowneyAnxiousToo often I feel like a clip-winged butterfly destined for the ground1 min read·Apr 26, 2022--1--1
Gabe DowneyinHumor DarlingI Am an Appraiser on ‘Antiques Roadshow,’ and Your Original Copy of the US Constitution Is Now…Dear Mr. Portnoy,2 min read·Dec 2, 2021----
Gabe DowneyinOpen Letters ToAn Open Letter to Eric Clapton on the Demise of his CareerWho the hell is your publicist?3 min read·Oct 7, 2021--4--4
Gabe DowneyinFrazzledI Am a Trader Joe’s Kiddie Cart and I’m Begging You to Put Me Out of My MiseryIf the squeaky wheel always gets the grease, it looks like I have four greases coming my way2 min read·Aug 23, 2021--2--2
Gabe DowneyinHumor DarlingTypical Job Ad in 2021Seeking a ROCK STAR candidate who knows how to PLAY HARD but HAVE FUN and isn’t yet SUICIDAL because it’s ALL POINTLESS!2 min read·Jul 26, 2021--1--1
Gabe DowneyinOpen Letters ToAn Open Letter to the Youtube User Who Shared a Bizarrely Personal Anecdote About His Departed Wife…Dear SnotTheHoople268,2 min read·Jul 25, 2021----
Gabe DowneyinFrazzledAn Open Letter to Hand, Foot, and Mouth DiseaseI still hate you but thank you for being so aptly named2 min read·Jul 19, 2021--3--3