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Humor Darling Exclusive: Catching Up With Siegfried and Roy’s Tiger, Mantacore, 20 Years After the…

It’s been almost 20 years since the news broke about the carnage that took place center stage at Siegfried & Roy at the Mirage Resort and…

Aug 15, 2022

Humor Darling Exclusive: Catching Up With Siegfried and Roy’s Tiger, Mantacore, 20 Years After the…

Aug 15, 2022

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Fraud? New Report Confirms Noted ‘Einstein’ Albert Einstein Didn’t Even Know HTML

MANHATTAN (PROJECT) — In a shocking revelation sure to rock the world of academia, Theory of Relativity author and noted intellectual…

May 17, 2022

Fraud? New Report Confirms Noted ‘Einstein’ Albert Einstein Didn’t Even Know HTML

May 17, 2022

Gabe Downey

Anxious

Too often I feel like a clip-winged butterfly destined for the ground

Apr 26, 2022

Anxious

Apr 26, 2022

Gabe Downey

With You in Sight, The Lost are Found

Remembering Levon Helm

Apr 19, 2022

With You in Sight, The Lost are Found

Apr 19, 2022

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I Am an Appraiser on ‘Antiques Roadshow,’ and Your Original Copy of the US Constitution Is Now…

Dear Mr. Portnoy,

Dec 2, 2021

I Am an Appraiser on ‘Antiques Roadshow,’ and Your Original Copy of the US Constitution Is Now…

Dec 2, 2021

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Open Letters To

An Open Letter to Eric Clapton on the Demise of his Career

Who the hell is your publicist?

Oct 7, 2021

An Open Letter to Eric Clapton on the Demise of his Career

Oct 7, 2021

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Frazzled

I Am a Trader Joe’s Kiddie Cart and I’m Begging You to Put Me Out of My Misery

If the squeaky wheel always gets the grease, it looks like I have four greases coming my way

Aug 23, 2021

I Am a Trader Joe’s Kiddie Cart and I’m Begging You to Put Me Out of My Misery

Aug 23, 2021

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Typical Job Ad in 2021

Seeking a ROCK STAR candidate who knows how to PLAY HARD but HAVE FUN and isn’t yet SUICIDAL because it’s ALL POINTLESS!

Jul 26, 2021

Typical Job Ad in 2021

Jul 26, 2021

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Open Letters To

An Open Letter to the Youtube User Who Shared a Bizarrely Personal Anecdote About His Departed Wife…

Dear SnotTheHoople268,

Jul 25, 2021

An Open Letter to the Youtube User Who Shared a Bizarrely Personal Anecdote About His Departed Wife…

Jul 25, 2021

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Frazzled

An Open Letter to Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease

I still hate you but thank you for being so aptly named

Jul 19, 2021

An Open Letter to Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease

Jul 19, 2021

Gabe Downey

Gabe Downey

I’m Gabe Downey from Detroit, Michigan. My writing has been published several times in the New York TImes, the Detroit Free Press, and on my parent’s fridge.

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